John Mayer’s squash blossom necklace

In today’s edition of things I want but can’t have … is it terrible that I really want a squash blossom necklace like the one that John Mayer wears?

Sundance Catalog sells one for a totally reasonable $5,000. Can you sense the sarcasm in my internet voice?

(Image courtesy of Sundance Catalog)

I just know that I would wear this shit out of this thing all summer …